My computer is always on and Facebook is almost always up. It does not mean I am always there….but it can seem like I am. I do tend to update my status at least daily….if I am trapped under children…then more often. Or even much more often. I am sure I annoy the crap out of people, and I don’t care too much. They can un-friend me, right? I mean if they really knew me I am sure they know, if there are words, I am going to use them….a lot of them. The requirement to type and use a set number of characters just slows down my excessive chatter to bite size quantities. But this is my rant so please indulge me as I carry on being a hypocrite…..Thank you
So this post of mine is brought to you because there’s a lot of repetition on my feed tonight. It is making me pull a serious lip curl and increasing my desire to eat crap food. I know Mommy Land just did a post like this….but there are 4 statuses that are abundant tonight. I am going to eat some M&Ms on my way to bed just because I can’t read them any more…..
In no particular order of which irks me the most:
1. I am SO happy to be eating healthy and I only consumed 2g of fat today…Yay me!
2. I ran a mile in under 13 minutes….I can’t BELIEVE how easy it is! Yay me!
3. I lost 1.2lbs….Wow! Look at me go….string bikini and the beach here I come! Yay me!
4. My children are the most amazing awesome people on the planet and I am the most blessed person in the universe!!!!!!! (Why does this one come with lots of !!!!! For some reason–even though I am and feel totally blessed…that as a status makes me get sick in my mouth…)
So yay! and hooray! for all you healthy people….really….but enough. And although I have been known to exercise…I do believe I only posted my prayers begging for sweet merciful death following a workout. Success and achievements….I am happy to hear it. Complaints….I’m listening. Excessive info on the minute of your diet, running, healthiness, swooning love for children/spouse or general level of awesomeness? Please….no. At least not tonight….I seem to be at my limit.
So to all my lovely friends I am mocking here….I love you….I am SO proud of you all. REALLY. But I need you to stop. Especially since I ate high fat carbs all day and although my heart swells with love for the Howler Monkeys….I did not once feel the need to shout it from a roof top (Evel got in to a jar or peanut butter while naked and drew on himself with markers….on his face… need I add more?). I hope my status tomorrow will reflect a better, more supportive attitude…..or I’ll turn healthy statuses in to a drinking game. Either way just might work.
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