An Award? For reals?

December 15, 2011

I’ve been given a Bloggy award!  How very awesome!  The Adventures of Not Supermom has awarded me the “Tell Me About Yourself” Award.  Sweet!  (and it took me forever to see I’d been award it too….I thought it was SPAM.  I’m super smart that way.)  Sorry it took me so long….THANK YOU! The Tell Me About [...]

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December Antics the Kids are Fed Up With

December 15, 2011

1.)  When the word snow comes up I stick my fingers in my ears and loudly chant “LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I DON”T HEAR YOU!!!!!” 2.) Our Elf does not do anything very exciting.  In fact he’s so lazy he frequently forgets to move.  Now I’m hearing he is meant to be [...]

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2 Weeks

December 14, 2011

How many days are there before Christmas?  Don’t tell me…I am pretending I have 2 weeks.  2 weeks seems like a time frame I can get along with.   The minute I try to get my head around how close the big day really is I start to whimper and pull on my hair. On [...]

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December 8, 2011

How do people blog every day?  How do people come up with witty, funny, addictive  posts?  I have no idea.  Especially this time of year.  I can hardly remember to….errr….”remind” the Shelf Elf to move.  Or shower.  I come up with posts in my head and either never make it on to type it or [...]

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Scratch and Sniff

December 1, 2011

It is with great hesitation I write that we seem to be nit/louse free.  I am sure one of the little bastards creepy crawlies is hiding some where, so I am still on the war path (in fact I am typing this with a head covered in 2 hour old goop and a plastic shopping [...]

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Another Universal Law?

November 29, 2011

Pouty has homework tonight.  She needs to go through old magazines and find pictures that involve the 5 senses.  This would have been a piece of cake………..had I not gone on a purging spree of every old magazine in the house.

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Itchy

November 29, 2011

The good news is Word Girl was allowed back in school.  The bad news…we’re not out of the woods yet.  There is still more laundry to do and put away.  There are follow up treatments to be slathered on.  There is the constant feeling of paranoia and the heebie-jeebies to shake. In other news I [...]

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This post may cause scratching….

November 28, 2011

How do we add to my feelings of crazy and paranoia here in the Crack House?   Easy.    Have me find one single louse on my kid’s head after a tub given wayyyy past bedtime.  I’m not going to lie, my first inclination was to just get in the car and drive away.  Far [...]

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Post Thanksgiving

November 26, 2011

Did you have a lovely filling Thanksgiving?  I did.  No…really…I did.  I don’t have anything to grumble about.  Well, not in regards to Thursday any way.  As for say today?   Well, today I sit unsure where to even begin in my grumbles because I am trying and I am failing.  To save time, I will [...]

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Post Banquet Numbness

November 19, 2011

I have just returned home from a 4 hour long Cheering/Football banquet.  It was amazing as it was mind numbingly boring….and I truly mean that.  How can it be both?  Well….picture hundreds of great kids who have worked hard all season, growing as little people….picture their coaches…..so proud of every child they worked with.  Picture [...]

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